Have you ever dreamed of owning a luxury place to live? Do you have what it takes to be a responsible condominium owner? Most people in America don't know what a condominium is - but now affordable opportunities are available even for those with bad credit, no credit, no problem! Yes, you can OWN your own condominium, in heaven, for a price you can afford today! It might be time for your home to get an upgrade. We have several features and add-ons in addition to our base condo unit, so you can customize your dream home.
FAQ - Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Why would I want a Premium Luxury Condo™ in heaven?
A: Where else would you want to spend the rest of your afterlife, the welfare projects in heaven?
Q: What services and amenities are included with my condo?
A: Basic housekeeping and laundry service is included with all base units, in addition to our basic service private butlers can be hired for either special occasions or around the clock for a modest fee. We also have full concierge service for all condo owners and their guests. Private limo drivers and full spa treatment, complete with full-body masseuse service ;). For a complete list of amenities talk to our concierge anytime.
Q: Do you have fractional ownership/timeshare condominiums?
A: Yes. Several timeshare and fractional ownership opportunities are available for our investors. Talk to one of our friendly timeshare sales consultants for a consultation today!
Q: Can I rent out my condo unit when I'm not using it?
A: Yes. Speak with one of our leasing agents to learn more about moneymaking opportunities while you are away from your condo unit.
Q: Do Tom Cruise, Brittany Spears, (Other Celebrities), own condo units in your development?
A: For the safety and security of our customers, we unfortunately do not disclose ownership of your unit or other condominium ownership to anyone.
Q: Can I purchase a condo after
I get to Heaven?
A: Unfortunately, no. You must reserve your primo spot in Heaven, before it's too late! Our vacancies are filling up quick and we already have multiple accepted offers for many of our more premium condominium units, order now!
Q: Can I get insurance on my condo in Heaven?
A: Yes! We offer condo insurance through State Farm!